{"product_id":"bumper-sticker-please-be-patient-i-am-bringing-the-pozole-funny-foodie-car-decal","title":"Bumper Sticker — “Please Be Patient, I Am Bringing the Pozole” Funny Foodie Car Decal","description":"\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width:360px;\"\u003e\n            \u003cthead\u003e\n                \u003ctr\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"padding:10px;\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n                    \u003cth style=\"color:#000000;font-weight:500;text-align:left;font-size:15px;padding:10px;\"\u003e11\" × 3\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n                \u003c\/tr\u003e\n            \u003c\/thead\u003e\n            \u003ctbody\u003e\n                \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Width, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            11.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n                    \u003ctr\u003e\n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            Length, in\n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            3.00 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        A bold, humorous bumper sticker that announces—loud and clear—that the pazole is on its way. The high-contrast black, white, and red design reads “PLEASE BE PATIENT \/ I AM BRINGING THE PAZOLE” with a small steaming soup icon. It feels like a laugh shared between family and friends when someone volunteers to bring a pot of warm, comforting soup to a gathering. Weatherproof and matte-finished, this sticker clings to cars, coolers, thermoses, and kitchen doors without drawing glare. It ages gracefully outdoors thanks to UV protection and durable vinyl, so the message remains bright through road trips, tailgates, and holiday runs to the potluck.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp colors using modern print techniques\u003cbr\u003e- Premium printable vinyl rated 5+ years outdoors\u003cbr\u003e- Matte UV laminate for weather and sun protection\u003cbr\u003e- Waterproof adhesive with easy-peel backing\u003cbr\u003e- Eco-friendly Eco-Solvent inks on water-resistant vinyl\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11\" × 3\" \/ Rectangle \/ White","offer_id":45045882323013,"sku":"26090807601504674043","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/0925\/0885\/files\/11162788129972624033_2048.jpg?v=1779605215","url":"https:\/\/el-tio-loco.myshopify.com\/products\/bumper-sticker-please-be-patient-i-am-bringing-the-pozole-funny-foodie-car-decal","provider":"El Tio Loco","version":"1.0","type":"link"}